6:09    Mitch says Sarah Palin – who is all over the newspapers today – "has a bit of Jaclyn Smith in her"
6:10    Of course, this inspires him and Sandmeyer to criticize the casting director of Charlie’s Angels for choosing “two of the most beautiful women in the world [Smith and Farrah Fawcett], and then Kate Jackson”

6:18    Mitch recalls having Al Gore and John McCain on his radio program in the past

6:23    Mitch tells Sandmeyer that “its too early” to start making fun of him (meaning himself)



6:29    Mitch tries to put a hex on Adrian Peterson (“Can you say 'Lisfranc?'") so Chester Taylor can take over the lead (he's got Taylor on his fantasy team)

6:33    Jake Delhomme and Marc Bulger are Sandy’s Fantasy QB’s (“The worst duo in [Fantasy] history”)
6:34    “Good Morning! … Good Morning! … Good Morning!” to our regulars

6:42    Mitch introduces the Seahawks Roundtable as “just another reason for Sandmeyer to sleep during the 8:00 hour”



6:53    The Right Defensive end of Buffalo doesn’t know Walter Jones’ name (I’m omitting his name to prove a point). Sandmeyer expects Walter to own him on Sunday, repeatedly yelling: “What’s my name, bitch!” as he hovers over him

7:05 The Morning Montage
7:13 “Dale Murphy and his 15 sons” will be at the BYU game on Saturday, according to Mitch

7:27     Robbie Bosco joins the radio show: LISTEN HERE!

7:57    The Daily Schnoz: Tampa, Florida; Gainsville, Florida and New York City, New York



8:24    Seahawks Roundtable, brought to you by XBOX LIVE: LISTEN HERE!

9:39    Producer’s Note: We’re just now entering the 9:00 hour
9:40    Mitch asks Sandy how his nap was during the Roundtable

Q: When was the last Seahawks road victory over a playoff team?
A: Sunday, December 12, 2004 at Minnesota



9:44    Mitch recalls Onterrio “The Whizzinator” Smith as the leading rusher for Minnesota: “Think: Prosthetic Penis,” he quizzes Sandmeyer

9:45    Sandy’s Underdog: Oakland Raiders over Denver Broncos on MNF

9:54    Possible Special Teams return personnel? Sandmeyer elects Seneca Wallace, Mitch elects Marcus Trufant

6:12    Mitch says he wonders if he’ll have the “audacity” to pick Buffalo over the Seahawks in Week One

6:18    “The word[s] screen pass” are two words Mike Holmgren doesn't want to hear right now, according to Mitch

6:21    “The Mitch Levy Route” = spinning something in a way to make it seem [he’s] doing another person a favor, when you’re really not

6:28    “Floppy McFlopperson” is Sandmeyer’s name for Tony Romo



          The Stripper/Teacher from Varsity Blues vs. Sarah Palin

6:31    Today is Max’s first day of grade school. Mitch says he’ll gladly take any of his son’s punishment from Max’s [hot] principal

6:55    "13 of 17" is Sandmeyer’s guess for a winner for the Text the Underdog grand prize of $5,000 (courtesy of XBOX Live)
6:56    Mitch takes the UNDER (we’re actually betting on BETTING)

7:04    The Morning Montage
7:05    The number of weeks it takes until the last unbeaten texter (Text the Underdog): Sandy takess +3.5 for $1



7:07    Mitch and Sandmeyer trade Sammy Davis Jr impressions: “Francis Sinatra, how are you maaaan?”

7:37    Mitch tells LenDale White (who is not listening) to “have a salad”



7:39    Reenacting the Miami Dolphins only win during the 2007 season, NFL Films style: LISTEN HERE!

7:45    Mitch declares/promises the Dolphins will be victorious in Week 1 against Farve and the Jets

7:55    The Daily Schnoz: Detroit, Michigan; Norman, Oklahoma; Buffalo, New York; and Los Angeles, California



8:38    Talkin’ Baseball with Geoff Baker of the Seattle Times: LISTEN HERE!

9:29    Mitch criticizes Elise Woodward’s ability to party

9:40    Seahawks Schedule Breakdown: Sandmeyer says they’ll finish 11-5 … though he’s got them losing to New England at home



9:46    Mitch goes into “Mr. Playoffs” mode: “If the season were to end today…”

6:27    Compared to last year, "It didn't get worse, but it didn't get better," Mitch says about the Husky football team.  This draws a loud guffaw from Sandy.

6:29    Sandy refers to last Thursday's Stanford v. Oregon State tilt as "sort of a pillow fight" (dramatization, above).

6:32    Syracuse fell to Northwestern over the weekend, Mitch to hands the aforementioned dollar back to Sandmeyer.  Mitch was up a buck for all of 21 minutes.



6:33    A whirlwind recap of the weekend's college football picks ends with Mitch calling for everybody to give Slick Rick some "props" after UCLA's 27-24 OT upset of Tennessee.

6:43    Good mornings to Mike in Hayden, ID, Laurie the Real Estate Agent, and John [McGrath] in Tacoma, WA.

6:44    Hoffie is in for [Producer Josh] Sabrowsky today, "September call-ups," reasons Mitch.



6:46     Mitch beams as he brings up Syracuse (and Penthouse) alum Vanessa Williams.

6:51    On the WSU/UW rivalry, Sandmeyer says that it's "what Cougars do. They would rather see Washington lose, than their own team win."

6:55    Booking the Schnoz is almost as difficult as Sabrowsky says.

7:00    The Morning Montage



7:12    "It's great to be back at UCLA, baby!"  Rick Neuheisel, sounding more Hollywood, is using George Costanza's "babies" now.

7:21    "I've always found it's very difficult in the modern era to keep things away from your football team." Coach Willingham's statement wins Mitch's favorite

7:27    ESPN.com's Jason Stark joins the radio show: LISTEN HERE!

7:52    Update – we've reached the top of the 7 o'clock hour

8:02    The Daily Schnoz – Columbus, OH; Milwaukee, WI; Jacksonville, FL; Phoenix, AZ.

8:33    Update – it's now the top of the 8 o'clock hour

8:40    Beano Cook joins the show for the (belated-by-a-day) birthday edition of his weekly chat: LISTEN HERE!



9:26    Mitch boasts the "A" team, Ron Pitts and Tony Boselli, are on the call for this weekend's FOX broadcast of the Seahawks.  A forlorn, "Bummer," is all Sandmeyer can muster.

9:33    Mitch and Sandy break the news that, as selected by captain Paul Azinger, Happy Gilmore will be featured on this year's losing US Ryder Cup team.

9:41    Mitch asks Sandy, somewhat rhetorically, if Husky fans take pride in reacting differently than fans of other big-time football programs.



9:49    Sandy's final point to Husky fans: "CHECK YOUR PRIDE AT THE DOOR.  Husky Stadium is a DUMP."